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RED SHIRTS GALACTIC TOUR

STARDATE 2006.09

Space... The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the STARFLEET Security Officers.

Their mission... to exploit strange, new worlds.

To snuff out new life and destroy civilizations...

To boldly die as no man has died before!

We are tired of these mutha&#^@ snakes on this mutha&#^@  starship!

Call for backup!!!

"We're sorry... the starship you have reached..."

They're dead, Jim!

Oh well, there's more where they came from

Red Shirts fighting the Atlanta Turd Monster

Not much to look at once you scrape them off your boot

Red Shirts 0 - Klingons 2

Security for the Miss Klingon Pageant

RSvP

I'mo bust a beam in yo ass

The Buddy System (there were 8 of us earlier)

 Cindy Krell & Lt. Gumby Kowalski

In the end... the good guys ALWAYS win

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